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And what was this delirious, delicious night if not fantasies bleeding into reality? It happened gradually, then suddenly; first seeming as though it would never start, then as though it would never finish. A silver haze poured from a sky that betrayed neither day nor night, the lines between heaven and earth blurred as though even the gods deemed this a spectacle they couldn't miss. The anarchic mass of sound and colour was so overwhelming and primal that this resembled more revolution than sporting event. The stadium shook as though dancing along to the rapture, as though the earth might give way at any moment.

(Private Eye, 2026: Rory Smith on England v Mexico, Observer)

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Photo Credit: Hastings Museum and Art Gallery [CC BY-NC]

The official Adidas Belgium away jersey for the World Cup is a unique, light blue shirt featuring pink, white and black accents, designed as a tribute to the Belgian surrealist artist Rene Magritte... The base colour is 'Frozen Blue' (light blue) combined with a playful graphic pattern of pink circles and geometric shapes. This is inspired by the floating elements (like the apple) and the cloudy skies from Magritte's masterpieces... [continues endlessly]

(Private Eye, 2026: Press release)

This was a day when reason disappeared, and when time did strange and terrible things, the clocks turned slowly, then quickly, then stopped, then scrolled backwards. Most notably in the deep gouge of the final 20 minutes, and the descent into something that felt less like sport, more like a highly formalised peyote dream... This was always one of those days where football feels like an abstract entity, too big to be contained by teams and tactics and the shapes on the TV screen [continues for some while]

(Private Eye 2026: Barney Ronay on England's World Cup victory over Mexico, Guardian)