Quiet Piggy

 The White House spokeperson Karoline Leavitt today furiously attacked the failing news media for editing together two clips of Donald Trump in order to try and make him look like a misogynist bully.

The clip, which appeared on live television, shows the President of the United States snapping at a female reporter "Quiet, Piggy!"

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Said Miss Leavitt, "This was two separate sections of the President's reply spliced together into a disgraceful and defamatory soundbite. He firstly said, 'Quiet please, everyone, I'm trying to listen to this excellent female reporter's very good question about the Epstein files'. He later made a key policy statement in which he said, 'Fozzy Bear is okay, Kermit not a nice frog, but the only Muppet character I have any time for is Miss Piggy'."

Miss Leavitt continued, "Quiet Piggy is the worst piece of malicious editing I have ever seen in my life. President Trump will be suing the Muppets for up to $100 billion.

(Private Eye, No 1663, 2025)

The Muppets have been getting away with it for years - quietly meddling in American politics. Kermit, the ringleader, quietly subverting and sabotaging political debate whilst Miss Piggy, a diva, has always had anger issues and a history of violence. Sue the lot of them for every cent they've got.