Chill and Relax in Hong Kong

 "The Chill and Relax Festival is a zoning out contest, aimed at Hongkongers who have mastered the art of doing nothing," a spokesperson for the Hong Kong Harbour front Commission told reporters on Cha Kwo Ling Promenade.

Egg boats off Macao, China
William Daniel (1769-1837)
Photo Credit: Leicester Museums and Galleries [CC By-NC-SA]

"Participants are advised to stay still, and they must not fall asleep or check their phones during the hour-long tournament. Their heart rates will be measured regularly, and the person with the lowest and most stable heart rate will win. Our aim is to raise awareness of the importance of mental health."

Approximately a hundred contestants took part, including laboratory worker Kelvin who observed "I normally do nothing for a few hours daily, so one hour is not all that challenging. Practice makes perfect, it'll be a piece of cake,"

University student Morris added "I am here because I just completed my semester, and for the atmosphere, because it's a symbol of difference, like the traditional China culture or the Buddha."

Hiker Winnie said "this is a perfect occasion for Hongkongers to relax. The majority of Hongkongers are always stressed out, so having some time to relax, like this competition, will be better for them."

The top three candidates received respectively an Apple watch, Airpods, and a HK$ 500 shopping coupon.

(Radio Television Hong Kong, Private Eye, No 1625)

Well, doesn't it take all sorts in this mad world of ours?