The Critical Commentator

  The private property empires that fund the King and Prince William are making millions of pounds a year from charges paid by the armed forces, the NHS, schools, mining companies and big businesses. An investigation by the Sunday Times and Channel 4 Dispatches has revealed full details of the vast ancient estates owned by the King and the prince and the business deals struck to fund their lifestyles. The Coming Storm John Miller Nicholson (1840-1913) Photo Credit: Manx National Heritage [CC BY-NC]   Over five months we identified 5,410 landholdings, mineral rights and properties held by the Duchy of Lancaster, on behalf of the king, and the Duchy of Cornwall, for the prince, and then examined business agreements and leases linked to these plots. These contracts show the duchies generate profits by charging the army, the navy, hospitals, the prison service, schools and councils for the right to use lands, rivers and seashores seized for the duchies in medieval times. Last year the Duch

  Settling Scores "So boring you fell asleep halfway through her name." (Alan Bennett on writer Arianna Stassinopoulos) A Boor Asleep Adriaen Brouwer (1605/1606- 1638) Photo Credit: The Wallace Collection [CC BY-NC-ND] "Hang on, I'll just check my diary... Oh dear, I find I'm watching television that night." (Peter Cook when asked by David Frost to attend a dinner party with Prince Andrew.) Professionals "The only difference between doctors and lawyers is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too." (Anton Chekov) Cricketers "Would you like  me to bowl you a piano and see if you can play that?" (Merv Hughes to Graham Gooch) Shane Warne: "I've been waiting two years for another chance to bowl at you." Daryll Cullinan: "Looks like you spent it eating." Actors "Dear Ingrid - speaks five languages and can't act in any of them." (Sir John Gielgud on Ingrid Bergman) "You can

  Yesterday, I went to the cinema in the Dome prison in Haarlem. This monumental building is one of more than 20 Dutch prisons that have closed in the past decade. The Dutch have seen their prison population decrease by more than 40% over the past 20 years. At the other end of the spectrum, Britain has the highest rate of incarceration in western Europe, and is struggling with an unprecedented prisons crisis. Britain's prison minister, James Timpson, calls the Netherlands a source of inspiration. The Convict Marcus C. Stone (1840-1921) Photo Credit: York Museums Trust [Public Domain]   What could the Dutch system teach the rest of the world? First, the declining prison population is not actually the result of recent policies by visionary politicians. Much of it is due to changes in reported crime and the nature of crime. As in many other western countries, the number of violent crimes has significantly dropped in the Netherlands in recent decades... The Dutch criminologist, Francis

  I am an instinctive sceptic of what we have been taught to call "the experience economy". The 21st-century, business analysts inform us, has witnessed an important shift in middle-class spending, from the material to the intangible. Instead of watches and sofas, we prefer to spend our money on concerts, festivals, immersive theatre and - here I struggle to suppress a shudder - novelty dining experiences... "Experience" - heady, hedonistic, living on eternally in memory - is the precious, effervescent, quicksilver stuff of which a well lived life is made... In London, the Evening Standard reports there has been  "a huge surge in ultra-expensive restaurants" charging £150 or more per head for a meal. The demand comes not only from the wealthy but from the aspirational middle class, from whom a dinner is no longer merely a meal but another opportunity for memorable experience. Hence 12-course tasting menus and viral social media chefs ostentatiously garnish

 Sir Keith Starmer is not the first Labour leader to hanker after a closer relationship between Britain and Germany. Jim Callaghan snuggled up to the chancellor Helmut Schmidt in the 1970s, and ever since there  has been a sense among the social democratic left in the UK that there is much to be learned from Germany's biggest economy. The Germans, it has been said repeatedly down the decades, have a superior model of capitalism: based on good design and skilled workmanship; stable, long-term funding arrangements between businesses and the banks; a more consensual system of industrial relations; a network of medium sized companies,  many of them family owned; a top notch system of vocational and technical training that ensures a steady supply of skilled, productive workers. Street Scene in Frankfurt, Germany George Jones (1786-1869) Photo Credit:Nottingham City Museums & Galleries [CC BY-NC] There is a reason Germans work fewer hours and enjoy higher living standards than the Br

  ... The Assembly was a Q & A session in which he took questions from a group of  young neurodiverse people. Sheen didn't have a clue what would be asked, and no subject was off limits. It made for life-affirming telly. The 55-year-old Welsh actor was so natural, warm and encouraging as he answered a series of nosy, surprising and inspired questions... "The Assembly's had more response than anything else I've ever done," Sheen tells me. "Almost every day someone will come up to me  and mention it, particularly people who have children with autism... I had a fantastic time." He replays some of his favourite moments: the young man who took an age to start talking and then delivered the most beautifully phrased questions about the influence of Dylan Thomas on Sheen's life... Arenig, North Wales James Dickson Innes (1887-1914) Photo Credit:Tate  [CC  BY-NC-ND]  Six years ago he swapped life in Los Angeles for Port Talbot, the steel town where he gre